So true
call that a skill issue. i have all 5 😎
ok you’re not gonna believe this. but my advisor
the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters
in every workplace there should be a secret button you can press and if everyone presses it the workweek immediately ends and you can go outside and play instead of sending email
ok i made this post and this afternoon our server locked us out and i spent the rest of the day shooting the shit with my coworkers outside in perfect spring weather. i do believe in magic but mostly i believe in the secret button
can we all agree that being overdressed is a myth made up by boring stuffy people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to have fun
conversely, can we all agree that being underdressed is a myth made up by stuffy classist people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to be comfortable or happy
holy shit
“aren’t you tired of being nice” no!!!! i’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!
nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.
The DnD Movie was so DnD it is unreal!
1) The backstory drop at the beginning
2) The completely unnecessary and over the top plan that comes out of left field but somehow works out
3) The super over powered NPC that comes in to do a lore drop, help the party escape from some high level baddies and then wanders off for no real reason citing that their part of this is done (when justifiably they could have just won on their own)
4) A group of idiots discover that they grow in power as they overcome more challenges
5) The power of friendship - they would die for each other but they still spend the whole time low key insulting each other at every opportunity
6) Party member discovers magical item, sticks it in a bag and forgets about it until narratively relevant (aka the DM reminds them they have a thing)
7) Far more powerful baddie being wrecked by action economy
8) As soon as you split the party things go to shit (never split the party)
A woman who has the confidence of a girlboss but the competence of a cringe failwoman
and that's why we love her
went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned
but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone
is 9…………. post office closing time……. no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C
well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow
i mean what did i expect really
a package?
too unrealistic
amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today
omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name
she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea
mail is dumb
The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.
Omg these little bean finally got their package and I’m fucking crying